Hi, I'm Zara and I am currently in a complicated relationship with food.

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*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

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I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

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there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

“47 month old”

this is my four year old rayman origins

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

I always mention the girl I know named Meiaghann (Megan) but Oin Oogok takes the cake, what the fuck

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takahashireiko:

i rly hate when flies rub their hands together. what the fuck are you planning you little asshole you have a lifespan of like 3 days

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wakalakamakapuja:
“ Stranger Things (2016)
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sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

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me watching my own snapchat story: she is so damn funny i love her 

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soft-sapphiic:

*stretches* man isn’t it a nice day to just *breathes deeply* be gay

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nudelinselphia:
“ youhavetofarmatleast:
“ an addition to the ice cream discourse,
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cupsnake100:

The Earth… Is A Cup

Explain

Holds Things

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  • Someone: Are you okay?
  • Me, sighing dramatically, holding a hand to my forehead, staring into the distance with suffering eyes, clearly trying to get attention: Why would you assume that I'm not okay?
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